- Kyle “Hair” Condron
- Hometown: Armonk, New York
- Height: Below Average
- Weight: Not Enough
- Wingspan: Enough
- Vertical: “Whatever I feel like that day”
Hair is a senior, and about to start his 5th year in Mechanical Engineering in McCormick at Northwestern. Hair has been on NUT since he was a freshman starting out with a pivotal role of “running really fast, and not playing much”. Hair’s turning point in his playing ability came when he decided to cut down on excess hair to reduce wind resistance, but inadvertently rendered his nickname confusing at best.
Hair’s hobbies include sleeping on the floor of hotel rooms, kissing other teammate’s girlfriends, listening to either of his favorite rap songs, opting to listen to ska bands instead, and being a general diva. Such classic diva phrases comprise of “good work, but next time actually throw it at me”, and “if that pass was more bladey in this wind I would’ve caught it”.
Hair also participates in other athletic activities like boomerang-ing, competitive Scrabble, and messing around on Minecraft with Champe. These activities translate perfectly to frisbee because you “bid” when boomerang-ing and “think” when playing Scrabble. Unfortunately, Minecraft has no application in frisbee. Hair continues to be an influential member of the team probably.
*Note: All quotes are probably 100% accurate.
- Written by: Jay Valdillez