- Vertical: 40″
- Horizontal: 120″
- Underwater: -6′
- Milk required to get drunk: 3 and a half milks
Alex “Rubio” Rubin is the most talented frog since Frogger hit CD-Roms in 1997. He gets more layout D’s than a Tri Delt beach trip. Few have experienced Rubin in his natural habitat, but it is rumored that screams of “GET DICKED ON!!” can be heard echoing in the hallways of Sargent around 3:00 A.M. each night. When he isn’t watching Ultimate, some things Rubin enjoys doing include teaching freshmen how to use their WildCards, telling his boss that he’s never seen or drank milk on his floor, and adding the 2011 D1 Men’s Championship Team on Facebook.
The wannabe cutter has been known to throw sick hucks, pull on every D-Line point, and break his mark’s ankles with every throw. His favorite drink is a (small) Milk, and he also loves hiking and long walks on the beach. Rubin showed a lot of potential in the 2014-15 season, so expect him to come back amphibious as ever come Fall 2015.