- Keaton Tatooles
- 1st year Bolt Cutter (insert bolt cutter picture)
- Nickname: “The Best”
- Personal Role Model: Himself
- 100 m time: 10.2s
- 100 m time (one legged): 9.7s
- Preferred Location of Urination: Nathan Yeazel’s belongings
In his first year in the NUT/BOLT family, Keaton has already made a profound impact on the program. Do not let the fact that Keaton wasn’t on NUT deceive you; this kid has mad potential. His cutting speed is unmatched. His throws are second to none. His ability to tread water …. better than Blackwell. Originally asked by the NUT captains and coaches to be NUT’s center handler, main deep threat, shut down defender, and puller, Keaton declined. On his own ESPN TV Special – “The Choice”, Keaton announced that he was officially “taking his talents to BOLT” saying that NUT’s team culture was “too humble” for his liking.
On the field, Keaton is known for showing off by making easy plays unnecessarily hard.
Whenever Keaton roasts his man deep, instead of jogging toward the endzone and clap-catching the frisbee, Keaton does a 180, starts running backwards, and flails at the disc while losing his balance and falling to his butt.