Bradley Bolliger, aka B-rad, aka Bollinger
- Hometown: Naperville, IL
- Height: taller than you
- Age: older than you
- Weight: mostly butt
- Wingspan: Joakim Noah
- Vertical: flawless
- Skills: Microsoft Excel, dunking on you, being hip to the new jams
- Hashtag: always
Brad is a true son of Illinois, coming to NUT straight from the Champaign Room. He brought some much needed state-school swagger with him, along with a vertical cultivated from his years in men’s volleyball and a pathological need to hashtag #literally #everything #ever. In the biggest move of 2014, he took his honed skills in Excel from Walgreens to the Thrill, making his already ridiculous commute to work even worse. His Halloween costumes of Bruns and Walden will be forever remembered for their bordering on creepy accuracy. He’s watched Juwanna Mann more than one time, and has played Clappers at parties an entirely reasonable and not at all excessive number of times. If I had to sum his priorities up, it would be: the Bulls, the beachfront, and a tall glass of milk. #swag #SURFSTYLE #Hootsuite #BFP #yearofthebruns
- Written by: Friend of the Team, Sabrina Fritz