Arseniy Minasov, a freshman rookie from the Chicago area, became instantly famous during the fall with an ill-timed nosebleed. Before he made a name for himself for bleeding into his milk, he was recognizable from the jeans he insisted on wearing during warm ups for Fall tournaments. What a fool.
Other notable endeavors include training to become a real life Forrest Gump by going on random runs to Chicago and back, buying and selling Yu-Gi-Oh cards to amass millions, and taking selfies around Chicago and with high school cross country medals.
Arseniy was last seen at the second round of Machine tryouts, scoring goals at will using the Samson-esque power and speed that we can only assume comes from his trademark ponytail.
- Written by: Michael Koho