Name: Eric Hochberger
Pronunciation: Air-Ek Hawk-Burger
Height: 5’8’’
Weight: 150 reuben sandos
Oh this is Eric Hochberger’s bio? Let’s Ride. If there is one way to describe Hoch it would be…. lovably cocky. He never fails to make his opinion heard and he always looking to ruffle up some feathers. That said, with a powerful voice from the sideline, Hoch never fails to FIRE. ME. UP.
Coming into his rookie year, Hoch was know for showing complete disregard for playing it safe and instead just bombing the disc deep every single time. However, he has changed my guy. He shows the composure of a cucumber out on the field now, becoming a reliable handler/cutter combo. Alas, his dance moves maintained consistently terrible throughout the year— really looking to see some sort of improvement in 2018.
One of Hoch’s highlights of the season was the collection of over 15 nicknames overnight. Examples, of these include Eric Lockberger, Eric Guacberger, Eric Zeta Beta Tauchberger, and Eric Peter Pribyl Pierdinockberger. Truly an unbelievable feat.
When it’s all said and done, Hoch gave great contributions to NUT in his rookie season and will be a household name to years to come. We are glad to call him our own.
To end this bio, I’ll share a quote that I think really ties a bow on Hoch’s personalty:
*5 mins before Regionals 2017 starts*
“Yo, Bro. I just realized I want to win this bad. Like realllllly badly. It just hit me. Let’s ride.”
Never change Eric Hochberger. Never change.
Written by Keith Bohrer