Height: enough to dunk
Weight: not enough to withstand a stiff breeze
Hometown: Washington DC
Favorite Star Wars character: Jar-Jar Binks
Favorite Botticelli Character: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
% of the time down to hang? Always (ferda)
Soup strikes terror into the hearts of his enemies each and every time he raises his hand and points to the end zone, telepathically communicating with his receiver to go deep. Once he has made his decision to unleash his incisive flick huck, it’s game over for the opposition. He is oft compared to the Sultan of Swat Babe Ruth himself for calling his shots, but that doesn’t do him any justice whatsoever. Soup was graced by the frisbee gods with impeccable layout form and so much shiftiness he can shake the socks right off his defender. Once someone finally shows him where the gym is, expect to read his name in every other article on Ultiworld…expect to hear his name chanted by thousands dozens of adoring fans…expect to see pattern on the bottom of his cleats when he jumps clear over you on his way to Dunktown, USA – Population: 1.
Written by Kyle Rutledge