Height: 6’0 plus some particularly swooshy hair
Weight: Could stand to gain a few pounds
Hometown: Buffalo New York
Hailing from Buffalo “NYC’s disappointing sister” New York, snow capitol of the world, is Bolt’s own Evan Nixon. Though with his last name he garners comparisons a plenty to a rather infamous president, fret not, the only thing the two Nixons share is a ravenous appetite for the destruction of the enemy regardless of the moral sacrifices and collateral damage necessary. True to his Buffalo heritage, when not tossing discs, Evan has been known to lend his athletic prowess to the NU club ‘Frisbee but colder’ Hockey team. From his experience on hockey, Evan has retained both a sharpened competitive edge and all of his teeth, a minor hockey miracle not to be overlooked. This competitive edge and full head of teeth have led Evan to become a truly fearsome cutter on Bolt. Evan has been known to dunk on the opposition like Scottie Pippen over Patrick Ewing and is an intimidating matchup for any defender. When he’s not skying opponents, Evan is a true contributor to team culture, bringing a positive attitude, a friendly demeanor, and a shocking ability to talk trash. As Evan himself says, “You miss 100% of the shots that you take after being verbally destroyed by me.” – Wayne Gretzky. Keep your eye on this kid- he’s got big things coming.
Written by Daniel Wilensky