Eric Hochberger
Height: 5’6” max
Weight: Doesn’t matter, getting bigger
Hometown: The city, duh
Favorite food: Panera Bread
Favorite Activity: Recovery Rooms
Let’s ride, it’s my guy’s bio. Eric Hochberger heirs from New York, New York starting out his Ultimate Career at Fieldston High School. Hoch never fails to have his voice heard and often will spew words at you all practice long. The only issue with this is nobody ever understands what he is saying. Here are some memorable quotes this year either from Hoch or about him:
“These shoes are going be mad expensive my guy. Chill my little face off.”
“Any mild inconvenience and I’ll probably not come”
“You’re being obtuse, wait no you’re being acute.”
“They are eating actual food.”
“Whats up my b”
“B, are you deadass right now? You are totally out of pocket.”
“Bro, my legs are actually dogssss right now. They are BARKING. Like Rottweilers just going Pfffft.”
“Haven’t been filled with this much Jewish meat since Chanukah Night 7”
“Those Eddy’s where off yet mountain mama?”
“He seems like a really great guy I just never understand what he is saying,” – All of Gungho
Onto Hoch’s Frisbee, he often ran the HochShow on D1 this year. The disc would just go through him as he ran the handler set until he got power position to just bomb it deep. He has become a reliable handler and handler defender for a stout D1 this year and kept it real on the field. He pumped up the team on the slidelines, adding his terrible dance moves to many of the staple cheers like Honey Nut CheeriO and Nut O’s on Fire.
We are going miss Hoch next fall as he takes his talents to Barcelona but excited to see him in January and that should give us all enough time to hit the books on Hoch Translations.
Written by George Irving