Name: Lightning McQueen
IQ: probably 150
Tracksuit: tight
Andrew is a man of many talents- when he’s not unraveling the mysteries of gravitational waves or hiking through national parks, he’s busy busting parties in the Sarge common rooms. His freshman year of college, Andrew must’ve made a deal with the devil to add 12 hours to his day. Triple majoring, playing frisbee, spearheading outdoors club, and waking up early to run every morning? I don’t know how he has the time to do all that and graduate in basically three years. On top of that, he might not have nerves, always showing up in his patented neon short sleeve shirts in the middle of 10 degree outdoor practices. The next time you see lightning, think again- it could just be Andrew leaving you in the dust.
On the field, you already know Andrew has that dog in him! He’ll play every point to his fullest and still want more. His endless motor inspires teammates and frustrates opposing defenders. Catch him going horizontal for a stray throw or above the pack for an insane sky. There’s never been a better example of huck and pray. Shit, AL’s down there somewhere 🤷♂️
Bio by Peter