Ñame: Jason “tight tight tight” Paul 
#9 (referring to years spent at northwestern)
Age: 27
Height: 5’10”
Weight: 160
Accolades: 1x Northwestern bachelors degree (pending), 1x all-star man bun, 1x large mustache, 1x one bomb-ass cool-shaped fortress of solitude located in Evanston Illinois, 1x one red Toyota , 1x one AARP card delivered to frisbee players over the age of 30.
On the field: Jason’s got one of the most dangerous O line handlers in college ultimate. He is famous for his around strong forehand swings with tight O-I form and dynamic up line and then toward the middle cutting sequence. Jason has thrown open side and gone open side at least four times in a game. His throws are extremely polished. Legend has it he need a spare toothbrush in his hair to polish the disc before every point. Jason also might be related to Chris Paul because both average 10 assists a game and are, in the words of a former teammate “absolute wagons.”
On the sidelines: Jason is a leader by nature. He’s disciplined, lighthearted, and he has so much knowledge to share with the teammates. His mustache is paralleled by none, with the exception of maybe Ron Burgundy or Doug Edert of the St Peters Peacocks.
Off the Field: Jason cooks a mean garlic bread. He has an incredible wealth of culinary knowledge. For example, he knows that paprika is just dried bell pepper. These days, Jason is spreading his knowledge around the world. He is a systems engineer who now splits his time between Chicago and LA. Jason will likely pursue a career in engineering but if I were him I would not count out professional cheerleading. His “tight tight tight!!! touch your teammates touch your teammates!!!! Big time nut on three. One time three…” team chant is an absolute classic and gets his teammates ready to jump out of the gym after every practice.
Bio by Ethan