Height: Depends on who you ask
Number: 224-216-0046 (call 4 a good time)
Probability of wearing a hat: 110%
Urban dictionary describes someone named Elijah as “a smart, fun to be around, hot, athletic guy. He has the most amazing eyes ever, the moment you look into his eyes it’s like looking into outer space.” If that doesn’t describe Elijah, aka “Jah” perfectly, then I don’t know what does.
Also known as “Jah-Jah Binks”, this guy is exactly what you want from a handler: consistency, reliability, and has a killer mustache. There’s a reason everyone calls him “Mr. Jah-vaScript”, it’s because his moves are calculated, controlled and definitely not full of syntax errors. When he’s not coding nanobots in his favorite class Artificial Life at Northwestern, you might find “Jah the Jah-lly Rancher” running tables in poker or dropping the physics major. From way out in Sarasota Florida, we are glad to have “Jah Rule” with us here at Northwestern, and that’s on Jah.
Bio by Robin