Height: some
Wingspan: Lanky
Wingspan while marking you: all consuming
Knees: over toes
Smile: infectious
Weaknesses: scheduling chess championship matches
Ever since he joined the program, Josh has been grinding on and off the field, all while being way too nice. He has suffered some setbacks, like an ankle injury at Midwest throwdown that saw him being carried between fields and across streams.
But now, fortified by the power of walking backwards and stretched out hip flexors, Josh is back on the field. With dangerously sharp cuts and a soul-consuming mark, Josh is a two-way weapon. Man absolutely zooms.
Off the field, Josh has many hobbies, only held back by his over optimism for the New York Giants. A 1945 Sherman invitational finalist (result still pending) Josh will take your soul on the chess board all while kindly explaining it’s just because he has more hours on chess.com.
Now in his senior year, I’m excited to watch Josh continue to ball out on the field. The positive energy he brings to the team will be sorely missed when he’s gone.
Bio by Julian