Height: Tall and Gangly
Weight: 4 Bishops
Though he’s only a freshman, Ben is the team’s 50cent. Many Men wish death upon him. He literally got shot 7 times and then proceeded to murder his attempted murderer. When he’s not out-running the cops or dropping heat, he’s running 40 yards back and forth as “point” in our arrowhead. The team’s sharpest member (although the consistency in which his mark gets broken might say otherwise). Between the lines though, nobody looks as sharp as Ben when he’s on the field. Rocking them rec-specs since day 1, making all the girls swoon over his baby giraffe-esque running form and bad eyesight. When he’s not on the field taking strides that could cross Lake Michigan, he’s pretending he’s better at chess than he actually is. After a disappointing loss to Kevin Ji at the 1945 Sherman Chess Championship, Ben went home, cried, and briefly considered murdering Kevin. But cooler heads prevailed and instead he took his rage out in the only way he knew how. He took his shirt off, looked at his 7 bullet wounds and proceeded to drop Get Rich or Die Tryin’ 2, which is now certified double-platinum with tracks like “Many Ben”, ”In da Zone”, “F.R.I.E.D” and the classic “Poor Lil Kevin.” However, no matter how busy his tour schedule is or how many autograph signings he has, he still finds time to practice with NUT. The sharpest getting sharper with every passing day.
Bio by Sam