sock game: đ ±ussin
wingspan (literal): 6â3â
wingspan(perceived): 19â6â
hobbies: inspiring fear in the hearts of lesser men
sideburn length: 1 inch
favorite music: the brock hampton album where every song is 5 letters, for solving wordles
basketball move of choice: the ankle breaker đ€Ł
obviously josh divak AKA di-vacuum AKA ankle thief AKA âthe one with arms that block out the sun and extinguish the markâs everlasting hope of making even the simplest of throws, leaving scars beyond beliefâ is a force to be reckoned with on the ultimate frisbee field. whether itâs a perfectly timed cut into wide open space or his stifling mark defense, josh does not ask permission before dominating both ways on the field. a new york native, josh moonlights as a professional chess champion and streams on twitch under the name âxXx_420KwĂ«Ă«nSlĂŠyer_xXxâ. there is never a doubt that josh will take care of his business, and the only thing standing in his way is the fact that he has never had a pancake from IHOP. opponents, be wary. di-vacuum is officially plugged in. đ
Bio by Zaddeen Benaissa