If you ever thought you were the commanding presence on your line, you haven’t been on D1 recently. When Hochball is activated, it’s his game; we’re just playing in it. For all of Hoch’s career, he’s treated the opposing team’s handler like he treats his teammates when we want to go to Panera. But The General is also an asset off the field with his sesh positivity and wielding of the Twitter. If Hoch has the Twitter, entertainment is guaranteed, but comprehension is not.
Some (directly quoted) highlights include:
“Young Wolf Badolphus goes short distance to Old Steed Isaiah. Get money. Live better. @WalmartCanada”
“Jeff invites Patel to the pants party and AP graciously accepts”
“Soup makes it lucky number thirteen with a flickeroo to zadeeny-poo and as they say in Wii Tennis “that’s the game!”
Always one for flare, you can see Hoch’s personality on the tweets, in the throws, and during his spoken word performances. The age of Hoch has been filled with laughs, energy on the field, curled toes, denied resets, and misunderstood slang. NUT will miss standing at attention after watching a Hochball break.
Written by Kenny Allen