Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y
That do that, do that, I-I-G-G-Y
No, but seriously, who is that? Who is the man that once hid underneath a glorious beard, but now rocks a clean shaven face? Who is the man that do that, do that, and by that I mean gratuitously skied opponents left and right?
Well as it turns out, not many people know, so I sent Mr. Ignatowich a bunch of questions in hopes of finding out more about the man, the myth, and the legend.
Favorite color: blood of my enemies
Favorite motivational quote: “I want my world to be fun. No parents, no rules, no nothing. Like, no one can stop me. No one can stop me.” ~ Justin Bieber
Favorite dinosaur to impersonate: pterodactyl
Favorite pump-up song before a game: anything from Hamilton
Favorite memory: When I was a child, I met Bruce Springsteen, and he gave me a piggyback ride.
Favorite dinosaur to impersonate in the bedroom: stegosaurus
Who do you think has been the best President so far: hands down Calvin Coolidge
Favorite Care Bear: Frisbee Bear
Ideal first date: Long walk on the beach, followed by a hot air balloon ride over the city. Then I take her back to my bedroom, where I show her my stegosaurus impersonation
- Written by Peter Pierdinock