Josh Venegas

An absolute monster. If you’re on offense and you have JoshieV on you, consider yourself shut down. He can lay out from anywhere to slap down that disc and make you so disappointed in yourself. But don’t feel too bad. That’s what JoshieV does. For most of the season he had a boot on him, but I heard he still skied Hair. He beat Ty in a cone race. His swole arms are the size of Dicky’s face. He’s got the smarts of Darrelle Revis, the tenacity of Marshawn Lynch, the build of J.J.Watt, and the athleticism of Odell Beckham Jr.

I guess one bad thing about him is his ability to throw. However, I heard he went on an intensive and extensive hucking workshop at a frisbee golf range to work on his throws instead of partying with NUT spring break. This is a perfect example of his work ethic.This high school football cornerback turned into frisbee extraordinaire is the future of BOLT and NUT. What a guy.
  • Written by Kevin “Ty” Lee