Joseph Joe Harari (yes, that’s his actual name) came to NUT from Bronx Science in New York, where he captained Lone Wolves Ultimate and was a pretty big deal at school. He was known throughout the state for his pinpoint throws and his uncanny ability to confuse his opponents. But when he arrived at Northwestern, Joe was no longer the superstar he once was. He knew he would have to adjust to the college ultimate scene. So Joe began to train.
Things seemed to be going well until a sustained a concussion during practice in early winter. Since then he has entertained NUT and its opponents from the sideline with his sign-making skills and unorthodox chants. While his goofy face and trademark glasses cause most to believe he is a cheery fellow, an intense beast lies beneath the surface, itching to break free. Joe will come back next year better than ever, ready to dominate anyone that gets in the way.
Outside of ultimate, Joe’s whereabouts are rarely known. He occasionally does homework, so you might find him in the library (but you probably won’t). He could also be out on a spontaneous cross-country biking excursion, slacklining on the lakefill, or debating someone whether or not anything actually matters. If you still can’t find him, he’s likely at an abandoned armory somewhere in Chicago for an underground juggling meeting. I wish I were making that up, but it’s true. If you get the chance to see his glow-in-the-dark juggling routine, take advantage because it’s incredible.
- Written by Kyle Rutledge