As a freshman on Bolt, Bruce’s status quickly rose to a sort of mix between “fan favorite” and “cult hero”. Hailing from the nearby town of Winnetka, it’s almost too poetic that the prodigal son is now working his way up through the ranks of the NUT program.
Throughout the year, Bruce was always at practice, working hard to improve his game…although, due to his affinity for camo, some of his teammates found him hard to spot. At tournaments, he would relish the chance to sit back and defend the legitimacy of the presidential campaign of Donald Trump after a hard day’s work of scoring on at least five uplines from Iggy.
And now, when I say Bruce, you say Bruce! Bruce! Bruce! Bruce! Bruce! Bruce! Bruce! Bruce! Bruce!
- Written by Andrew Saloutos