Ben Girard:
Age: 19
Maturity: 12 year old
Height: 2 Pterodactyls
Nickname: BenG
Oh hi guys,
In order to write the bio of Ben Girard, I decided to take a spirit animal quiz answering the questions how I think BenG would. Here are the results:
“You are the Wolf. The power of the wolf brings forth instinct, intelligence, appetite for freedom, and awareness of the importance of social connections. When the wolf shows up in your life, pay attention to what your intuition is telling you.”
But, then I realized that these personality quizzes are completely false because there is no way BenG is a wolf based on that description. BenG is most definitely a parrot. He repeats the same joke over and over again with the hopes that it gets funnier. Whether it’s funny or not…. that’s not for me to decide. BenG is also the biggest pizza lover you will ever meet. He has set three NUT records this year: Most pizzas ordered in a night (4), Most pizza eaten in an academic year (57), and least pizza shared with friends (0). Additionally, BenG is known for accidentally on purpose “forgetting” a white and a dark for practice.
If you couldn’t tell already, BenG is a gear grinder…. but we love him. His relentless positivity, willingness to be not not down for anything and his ability to make everyone smile is very appreciated by the team. If you ever get the fortune of meeting BenG, you’ll know what I mean.
Not to mention BenG is only a freshman and can already sky nationally recognized names like Cody Spicer and Mary Kate Girard. Watch out for BenG to make a major impact on NUT in the upcoming years with his smoothing cuts, big catches and natural field instinct.
Written by Keith Bohrer