Number: 15
Instagram bio: “UChicago ‘22”
LinkedIn bio: “Student at University of Chicago”
Notable Facts: From UChicago.
Robin’s allegiances are suspect.
After getting tired of consistently losing to the top college frisbee program in the greater Chicago area, Robin decided to take his talents to Evanston in hopes of rooting for a successful division 1 football team. Not a smart decision.
Robin’s a pretty smart guy though. It’s no surprise he comes from a nerd school when he’s done research like “An Integrated Quantum Material Testbed with Multi-Resolution Photoemission Spectroscopy”, and graduated high school with a cumulative GPA between 95 and 103.9.
On the field, he’s an intense, physical bucket-getter, playing with such talent and effort you’d almost forget he went to UChicago. Off the field, he’s an always-positive, energetic sideline presence and putting up triple-digit streaming numbers on soundcloud.
If there wasn’t such a good chance he’s a double agent planning to steal the NUT playbook so fission can finally eke out a win, I’d almost be willing to say we’re lucky to have him.