Name: Jack Daenzer
Key Qualities: Height
Height: Tall (6’9” haha)
Ape Index: >1
Academic Accomplishments: AP Scholar with Distinction, National Merit Semifinalist, Being Tall, and Silver Medalist on the National Latin Exam
Parents: Tom and Barbara Daenzer
Jack Daenzer is as scary as he is tall. On the field he is a force to be reckoned with. Jack has the ability to skillfully position himself above most players as he is in the 99.997% percentile for height at just the ripe age of 20. If you haven’t been able to tell already, he is tall. Normally, this along with his scary demeanor leaves his competition trembling in fear. But you who he doesn’t leave trembling in fear? The children living in Roatan, Honduras. In 2019, Jack traveled to the Caribbean in hopes of becoming a nicer, more caring individual. Along with building up the community his served in, Jack joined the airborne division of Roatan and played “pickle in the middle” with local children.
After his friend (and former love-interest?), Anna Pickerign, made him eat iguana, Jack decided to turn a new leaf. After playing center for 7 years in rec league basketball, he decided to switch to a much more competitive, enthralling sport: ultimate frisbee. Thanks to his academic ability, Jack was able to attend Northwestern University with the sole purpose of joining NUT—a renowned ultimate team. Since joining the team, he has excelled and led the team to numerous victories. He hopes to join the notable team “Ring of Fire” in the coming years. Despite his ankle supports, his abilities are unmatched, unlike his generic white male look. Despite his generic looks, he never fails to make you smile with his shit-eating grin. All-in-all this tall mf is pretty good at getting D’s and throwing discs.
Bio by Jett