Name: Sean Liu
Height: 5’6? It’s hard to say for sure
Weight: Probably about 215, mans got some trunks for legs
Sean shows off his tough Boston upbringing on the D line. At least, I think he’s from Boston because of the silly hat he always wears. #JaysonTaBum Sean shows off his Frisbee skills with crazy handler defense, locking people up harder than the cops got Young Thug. Furthermore, Sean is unafraid to commit a “tactical” foul to set the tone. But enough with Sean’s second sport. His real talent is extreme cycling, as watching him blast down Sheridan at night with no bike lights and headphones on is truly a sight to behold. The guy’s got less awareness than Helen Keller, but you can’t argue with results. One more hit pedestrian and he’ll become the superstar of the league.
Beyond his sporting endeavors, Sean is passionate about micro finance and social impact. He is looking to leverage a strong quantitative background with hands-on experience to impact any teams he joins. Considering these factors, I don’t see any future for Sean besides paying $8000 for rent a month in a 1-bedroom, 1-bath San Francisco studio apartment, while working some boring consulting job, but his vibrant personality and perpetual positivity will surely bring him far in life. The only time I’ve ever seen him get down is to get aero on the bike. However, it’s evident that certain other members of the team would still drop him.