Name: Jordi Parry
Year: Sophomore
Age: 20
Age: 42
Height: Short
Weight: Not really sure but should be lifting more.
Vertical: 0″
Vertical Reach: 1″ higher than you
Likes: Good spirit, stupid defenders, blue Gatorade, catching tipped discs
Dislikes: Bad spirit, tournament morning alarms.
2018 YCC Champion Jordi Parry can recite the whole roster of every college team in the country (feel free to ask him.) He has been unfairly typecast as a handler in his NUT career because he’s short (a decision he protested by refusing to catch any pulls) but you won’t catch him in the backfield for more than one throw before he scampers downfield to pick on an unprepared handler defender with his deep bag of “I played in high school” cutting moves. Prepare for a long, embarrassing point if you line up across from this forty-year-old man posing as a college student.
Written by Kenneth Xuan