Wyatt DeYoung
626 Alumnus
Favorite Song: UCLA by RL Grime
Claim to Fame: Nutmegging Boo Buie on the Bobb courts
Biggest Accomplishment: He went on a date with Sgnoles once
Famous Works: A Poem
Special Interest: slept with a rotten banana in his pillow for three days for some reason
Favorite Drug: Melatonin
A journeyman from the Twin Cities, Wyatt has been considered an underdog for most of his sports career. Similar to Anthony Davis and Scottie Pippen, it was a seven-inch growth spurt near the end of high school that transformed Wyatt into the absolutely dominant specimen you see here today.
Last year, Wyatt was most well known for being the 4th best o-line handler on bolt. On the field now, he can only be described as a force, often going every other with the disc on the way to scoring. All the while, he plays with the confidence of someone who wouldn’t pass as a borderline middle schooler. Truly inspiring.
Off the field, he brings many other skills such as:
-He is a comedy writer for the widely acclaimed show The Deep End. In fact, he once got one of his jokes into the actual script.
-A man not afraid to speak his mind, he helped champion the campaign against GPP.
-Wyatt lives off of coffee, often having to resort to playing loud trap music or that scary sound that comes out of a TV when it doesn’t receive a channel in order to fall asleep.
A great teammate, friend, and most importantly sports bettor; I can’t wait to see what happens over the second half of his career.
Oh, and as always, FREEWYATT
-Written by Nick Manting