Height: 5’11”? idk
Weight: Bulky
Hometown: Palo Alto, CA
Favorite Food: Whatever Notre Dame is in Food Form
Fun fact: single at the time of writing 😉
There has been one question and one question only on NUT’s mind in the wake of the 2017-2018 season: What the hell does Keith Bohrer have against Notre Dame? Look, Keith is a good player and anything he doesn’t have in skill he makes up for in relentless hard work and dashing good looks (on God only kid I’ve ever seen pull off a buzz cut don’t @ me). But that good??? After just two short years playing the sport he’s catch-5-goals-against-ND-in-their-third-game-to-go-in-as-many-years good? He’s dive-in-the-back-of-the-endzone-and-shatter-the-hearts-of-the-fighting-Irish good? He’s the-player-we-all-want-and-the-player-we-all-want-to-be good? We’re not certain, but if there were ever a time to invest in KB stock it would be right about now. The kid is on an absolute tear and is showing no signs of slowing down. He’s got Nationals 2018-2019 on his checklist right after his lifting standard (9 days) and stealing your girl (probably happening right now). Bohrer graced God’s green earth to do two things: drink water and work tirelessly to improve himself and his teammates. He’s all out of water.
Written by Your Boy [Eric Hochberger]