Height: Greater than average NUT heightWeight: Less than 1 ton
Favorite Gelato: Frost Gelato
Favorite Throw: Death Blade from Hell
Tattoos: Oregon Ego
Max decided to come to his senses this year and attend a school that isn’t named Oregon. As an unanticipated pickup to the roster, Max immediately made contributions on and off the field. Without even trying, Max immediately befriended local hero Jevons Liu and the rest was history. With this introduction into the NUT ranks, Max enjoyed a few notable achievements, including:
-Starting the chip clip/clothespin revolution
-Providing NUT with its top parent
-Wearing those weird ¾ length pants
-Agreeing to be the teacher for all of our future children
Without a doubt, NUT was lucky to have Max on this field this year. He consistently made big plays for our O-line with dime hucks and huge skys. It’s unfortunate that NUT only received Max’s playing abilities for one year, but his contributions will be felt for some time to come.
Written by Jay Valdillez