Name: Daniel Wilensky
Height- 6’0
Weight- Average
Hometown – New Trier
Favorite Food- Curly fries
Hailing from the Northern Suburbs of Chicago is Bolt’s upperclassmen acquisition of the year, a Mr. Daniel Wilensky. Having been forged in the furnaces of Club Tennis and Club Cricket (yeah! that’s a thing, apparently), Dan decided to start using his athletic training for a real purpose this year when he joined the frisbee team in the fall. Dan is a man of many talents, being one of the few people on Bolt who can smash an overhead slam on the tennis court, hit a (grand slam?) in cricket, use his hacking skills to reprogram your alarm clock from two states away, predict the market demand for Teslas, Furbies, and everything in between, and finally sky you in the end zone all without breaking a sweat. You don’t want to mess with this man. Partly because if you do, he will challenge you to a game of poker, and that’s where he get serious. Suddenly he’ll have you down to just your underwear because he’s won not only your wallet but every article of clothing you wore there as well as your future kids’ college tuition funds. Seriously, I have been on the run from him for 7 months. Fortunately, his competitive spirit is on our team, because he is a hell of a frisbee player known for his intense work ethic and desire to win. We can’t wait to see what this man of all trades does for his Curtain Call next year. Foes of Wilensky, beware.
Written by Jack Burtis