George, oh what to say about George. I could go on a long schpiel about George, and I will: I would like to preface this by saying George is the single most responsible person I know. He is so responsible, in fact, that everything he does is done with careful consideration and planning. It is said before every decision, George consults his handy pair of dice, and rolls to see the outcome. He only accepts 3s.
George joins NUT as a part of the (in)famous sophomore class, bringing long arms and a supreme mind for logistical planning as he is slowly implementing his 5- year long game of becoming assistant to the vice president -> vice president -> president -> assistant to the captain -> assistant captain -> co-captain -> captain -> assistant to the coach -> assistant coach -> coach.
Fun facts about Gerg:
- He has been named Greg, Gerg, or George depending on his mood
- He is a stifling front of the zone, frequently using his long arms and calculating mind to get handblocks
- He attempted the famous Blackwell Behemoth Burger Challenge while in Alabama, yet sadly he could not finish the burger within the hour, and he did not receive the t-shirt and his photo on the wall (if you know you know)
- Got extremely close with the neighbors one night, some might say too close
- Ottomans have a extreme distaste for him
- Once lost a street fight to a 5’6”, 117 pound rando in the outskirts of the Gulf Shores
- He exclusively uses amazon gift cards as his primary source of capital
- Ask him about when he was responsible in London
In the end, George has been a huge addition to this program, and as well as being a big friend to us all. The program wouldn’t be the same without him.
Written by a 5’6” , 117 pound rando [Andrew Patel]