- Hometown: Madison, NJ
- Height: Approximately the size of an adult female Brachiosaurus
- Weight: Average full grown man-child
- Wingspan: Comparable to a large Pterodactyl
- Nickname(s): Ffej Mloh, Ffejy Wap, Ffej-o-saurus,
Arguably the best thing to come out of New Jersey since Bruce Springsteen arrived on the music scene with his debut album, Greetings from Asbury Park, NJ, in 1973, Ffej Mloh is a rising sophomore in the McCormick School of Engineering and Applied Sciences studying Computer Engineering. A relative newcomer to the game of ultimate, Ffejy Wap has enjoyed a meteoric rise through the ranks of NUT’s farm system, cracking the Big Show by combining suffocating defense with his gargantuan frame.
A threat on both sides of the ball, this man-child has denounced the Spirit of the Game in favor of a simpler, more vicious philosophy. Employing Earth-shaking skies and a tendency to steal the girlfriends of all those competitors he encounters, thanks in part to his chiseled jawline and majestic lettuce, Jeff has stoked an infamous reputation across the Great Lakes as a dangerous player, not to be messed with.
In his free time, the Ffej-o-saurus enjoys the company of his teammates and friends. After an interview with the reporter it was stated that if things don’t work out in ultimate, Jeff will pursue his budding future in the pizza industry. It’s unclear what lays ahead for this prehistoric creature back from the dead, but if one thing is certain, the future looks bright for young Jeff Holm.
- Written by Will Frolich