Jimmy Schuller, who claims he is from the East Coast of the United States played for a year on Bolt after a strong high school career with Regis High School in New York City. The team was ecstatic to have Jimmy along until recent spring scrimmages when it was brought to our attention that Jimmy may in fact be the mole, with his allegiance belonging to a sneaky regional rival, or perhaps Russia. Opinions of Jimmy’s allegiance are split because Jimmy is also the most devoted United States Navy trainee participating in the NUT program. With that in mind, we look forward to his future. God bless America and god bless Jimmy Schuller.
- Written by Joe Harari