“Yngvictus”
- First Name: Kevin
- Last Name: Yngve
- Born: April 1st, 1989
- Graduated: 2012
- Position: Handler turned Coach
- Opinion of Chuck: “I don’t get Chuck”
- Occupation: GChat
- Quote: “Seems bad”
- Bending Style: Earth
- Streetfighter ranking: “Stop wasting my time”
- Lift: Deadlift
- Max Deadlift: About 6 Sahajs
Craziest thing done in College: The craziest thing Yngve ever did in college is often speculated upon. The front-running story goes like this. At the dawn of Mayhem in the early days of NUT the challenge of obtaining a lock of Morty’s hair was given to Yngve. After prepping by drinking copious amounts of milk Yngve made his way to the president’s residence. Hours of staking out the premises revealed the secret location of Morty’s bedroom. After waiting for the lights to go out Yngve vaulted the hedge, climbed a nearby tree, and entered through the window. Standing over Morty Yngve pulled a single strand of hair, however it gave too easily and multiple strands came out. Not wanting Morty to wake up with a silly hair style Yngve began pulling more strands in an effort to even it out. After pulling a little here and a little there he had nearly cleaned Morty’s head entirely of hair.At this moment, crouched over Morty with a handful of hair, Morty awoke. Yngve immediately bolted through the window, but Morty had seen his face and raised the alarm alerting the Northwestern police of the crime and the perpetrators appearance. Knowing that he couldn’t show his face in public Yngve took the hair of Morty and glued it to his face in the shape of a beard. Then something magical happened, the overflowing quantity of testosterone in Yngve veins took control of the Morty hair and converted it to the red that we are now familiar with, freeing Yngve to walk the NU campus.
- Written by: Kevin Bruns