Bif: In imminent danger of fossilizing mid-bid, Bif is a third-year graduate student who has acquired many talents over his extra years. Most notably, he is famous for making references to movies that probably don’t exist. In addition to that, while his throws are exceptional, Bif Reiser is more brain than brawn. Voted “Most Likely to Win Jeopardy” (only to be outdone by noted Jeopardy villain Sabrina Fritz) in high school and beyond, he dazzles with trivia from realms of knowledge you didn’t even know you were missing out on. Mostly, this stems from the USAU rulebook, as Bif is the only college-eligible player to have actually opened the thing. His age-old (old age?) wisdom shows in his frisbee play as he puts that brain to work to make smart plays (usually).
- Written by: Kyle McCall