Patrick “Cakes” Doyle
- Height: Satisfactory
- Weight: Unsatisfactory
- 40yd dash: O’Doyle Rules!
- Vertical: Horizontal
- Favorite Movie: Billy Madison
- Favorite Quote: “Go as hard as you can for as long as you can”
- Best Quote: “What are you gonna write for my bio?”
- Spirit Animal: Michael Cera
- Favorite sport to watch: Hunting
- Least favorite sport to play: Being Hunted
- Idle: Never
- Idol: Rick Astley
- Superpower: Hucks
- Dream Job: Kool Aid Man
- Favorite Word: Moist
- Least Favorite Word: Moist
Pat Doyle arrived into our program with ridiculous throws accompanied by very little else. Rather than play sports, he spent his senior year of high school watching Brodie Smith throwing videos. Patrick made an immediate impact on the program, playing for both NUT and Bolt in the fall. He was, however, cut from the team Groupme. He enjoys hanging out at the frisbee house and vicariously hooking up with people by posing next to them for pictures. Pat’s plans this summer involve continuing to hate the Blackhawks, and perfecting the art of playing defense without having to run.
- Written by: Dan Sanders