Michael “Burger” Hamburger has been kicking ass and taking names since 1994 (that’s when he was born). A classic outdoorsman, Burger sports his scraggly beard with pride and can often be found strolling through the wilderness whilst strumming a banjo. Allegedly, this is part of an elaborate mating ritual. Michael plays on NUT as a D (or O, we don’t really know) line cutter and uses his manly demeanor to squash the competition. He has coined a new frisbee term “burgling the disc,” defined as violently grabbing the disc out of the air right in front of a less manly opponent. Most of these burgles and other successful plays stem from his opponents being intimidated by either the beard or just the natural body stench of a true American. Burger’s greatest claim to fame was finally convincing Bif to shave his sideburns, after 3 years of effort.
He also helped Katie win Frisbee Formal 2k15.
- Written by: Matt Niemer
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Michael’s a legend fr