Jeremy Piech #13

Height: 5’7”

Hair Height: 2.5”

Cumulative Height: 5’9.5” (This brings him above NUT average height)

Favorite Memory: When Jeremy connected to Jonathan on a brotherly love deep huck that got called back on a pick, but Jeremy told the opponents it should stay because “it was a dime.”

Jeremy Jacob Piech, born Jeremy Jonathan Piech, is a trusted handler and player in our program. He had a yearlong tenure on BOLT before he discovered his true talents (and r/malefashionadvice). By sophomore year Jeremy had worked his way onto NUT after making himself known on the field with advanced knowledge of handler sets like “uplines” and “arounds.” Off the field, Jeremy’s talents also skyrocketed quickly with the introduction of pastels and ~gingham~ to his wardrobe. Jeremy has had a steady increase in talent, dedication, and smiles in his time on NUT. In his senior year, he handled a modest rotation between O-line and D-line: priding himself on defense, while contributing to efficient offense. His crown accomplishment in his final season on NUT was “only catching one huck all year.” Outside of NUT, Jeremy’s Frisbee playing experience ranges from club teams like Black Market to the powerhouse producer of all-region players: Grimace.

Jeremy is a dynamic person off the field as well. His academic accomplishments include finishing his Chemical Engineering degree sophomore year so he could spend his remaining lectures at NU either on his phone or at Starbucks. He will also be completing a minor in Computer Science before he graduates, but it is unclear if he just did this for the girl. Additional resume buzzwords Jeremy has collected include “NUT treasurer”, although I heard Octavio thank Jonathan once for his duties so I’m still not fully convinced Jeremy is our real treasurer. Jeremy does have experience handling gold though, or at least a Starbucks gold card.

Jeremy has a charming and young-at-heart personality. His smile is almost as big as his hair, but nowhere near as big as his heart. Some genuine acts of altruism I’ve witnessed Jeremy commit over the past four years include:

-Not getting mad when rookies call him Jonathan

-Smiling at his friends when he passes them on Sheridan

-Not getting mad when rookies call him Jacob

-Letting Jonathan live alone for most of his senior year

-Not getting mad when rookies call him Jeremy

-Meeting his friends at Norris

Well anyways, here’s Wonderwall:

  • Written by Chris Rozolis