Evan Nixon #38

Evan Nixon hailing from the rough tough Buff is a grinder with both the disc and the biscuit.
Starting his career off at age 8 in the Buff, Evan is no stranger to scrapping hosers.

Evan’s puck skills have translated well into ultimate. On offense, he’s a sniper with sauce, consistently dangling benders to apples and ginos. On defense, he’s a grinder, rattling his opponents with chirps and regularly tossing shmelts.

Evan’s a wheeler, with a full head of lettuce, he’s had his fair share of gongshows. Always “FTB” you can count on him to help out in a tilly. He can be found in his spare time scrubbing the boys in chel. With most of his apparel coming from Gongshow, Evan is truly ferda.

“Ferda” – Evan Michael Nixon, 2017

Glossary:
https://glassandout.com/2015/09/hockey-as-a-second-language/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_ice_hockey_terms

Written by Andrew Patel