Elliott Siu, aka Siuzi, Siuzerino, Siuzmeister, and Siuzer the Great Fiender, is a handler from the Bay Area like you’ve never seen before. In fact, scientists around the world have yet to piece together the combination of genes that created such a specimen. I hear even the Human Genome Project struggled to sequence his DNA. One moment, Elliott will be roasting you upline en route to throw his next bomb; the next, he’ll be laying you out on D so bad that even yo momma won’t look at you when you go cry home to her. He can also be found playing bundled up in 3 layers even in Florida, and sporting coats so large they could provide shelter for the entire Siu family. Fun Fact: Siuzi holds the distinction of being the first senior to ever appear on NUT’s radar as he graced the team at practice back in Spring 2013 with his full getup – slim khakis and pearly white Chuck Taylor’s (before they were in fashion).
Off the field, Elliott’s pursuit’s remain equally gargantuan as a Manufacturing and Design Engineer and NUTHOS house resident/social butterfly. He put his degree to work right off the bat with inventions that made for optimal spring breaks, and has been a force for house shenanigans since his first rookie party. To amp up an already energetic lad, Siuz recently incorporated a special sugar into his diet, so watch out for that at tournaments and elsewhere. As wise and charming as Elliott is, you may require a translator to fully understand his lingo, though that doesn’t seem to discourage the ladies.
Overall, Big Time Siuz puts the BIG in BIG Time NUT and Chicago’s B1G Flatball Team. We can’t imagine the team or life in general without the medical marvel that is Elliott Siu.
Written by Bharat Iyer